so I punched him in the dick….
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
oh you can see exactly how this became a thing
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
my fingers are numb and Ezio probably died like 7 hundred times. Damn Borgia.
thank goodness I found a doctor, but where the fuck is the blacksmith?
And I think my favorite part is listening to the random civilians make comments when you randomly
fall jump off a building or climb one.
by far my favorites have been:
"he must be late, and she must be beautiful"
"well that’s one way to get in shape"
"you’re going to kill yourself!"
"life expectancy: probably 5 more years"
It Seems society only cares if your pretty. Well, every forty seconds, every flipping forty seconds, someone dies. Rest In peace to them.
Since I got no requests/suggestions/prompts that I asked for, I drew an OC of mine.
seriously though someone request something
Assassins Creed: Brotherhood more like merciless verbal abuse of Ezio when I fuck shit up
"I’m sorry! I’ll try harder!" Ezio said with a sniffle
its mostly me fucking shit up so don’t sweat it. *shrugs* sorry anyway…
"I will still train harder for you my lady!"
that’s sweet Ezio, thank you.